Religion, religion. Oh, there's a thin line between

                Saturday night and Sunday morning. Here we go now.

                All right altar boys:

                Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa

                Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

                Where's the church, who took the steeple?

                Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people.

                Television preachers with bad hair and dimples,

                The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple.

                It's the Buddhist in you, it's the Pagan in me,

                It's the Muslim in him, she's Catholic ain't she?

                It's that born-again look, it s the WASP and the Jew.

                Tell me what's goin on, I ain't got a clue!

                                                                --Jimmy Buffet, 1993